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This is why you buy the unscented Dr. Bronner’s soap, or any other scent BUT peppermint
I only use the Peppermint Dr. Bronner’s! (And I love having an ice fresh butthole)
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
my whole life has been a lie
this post makes me so angry because i see 5 times a day and that’s not how anything works soap bonds to the damn oil and dirt molecules and then the water rinses it away how the hell would it make water molecules smaller that’s not how anything works
why is there a car insurance link on this post
xannth asked:
"If I was your boyfriend" I would coddle you and kiss you and go for walks through Chicago at two in the morning and make soap together and bake things and just chill and talk about everything and nothing at the same time (intake of breath)
jeudigris-deactivated20171215 answered:
I’D BE SO DOWN 4 THAT.
the most unrealistic thing the media portrays about women is that we splash our faces clean. have u ever tried doing that. water gets on your shirt and on the floor and there’s still soap on your face
Unlikely simultaneous historical events
A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?
Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.
There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.
Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.
When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.
The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.
Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.
Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973)
Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after Mc'Donalds was founded.
Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy.
Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year.
The Ottoman empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.
“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
The sarcasm in this post is fatal